Ok, this sounds incredibly true, and I think it largely is, but I hope it is not completely so.
Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read “VoteObama, I need the money.” I laughed. Once in the restaurant my server had on an “Obama 08” tie. Again I laughed as he had given away his politicalpreference—just imagine the coincidence.
When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him thatI was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip tosomeone who I deemed more in need—the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.
I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I’ve decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy wasgrateful.
At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiterwas pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.
I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.
From book twelve of Homer’s Odyssey:
Enough: in misery can words avail?
And what so tedious as a twice-told tale?
More crazy flat earth talk….from NASA.
Chesterton wrote this poem about the Notre Dame football team. Amazing!!
Those crazy “Dark Ages” just keep getting brighter in retrospect.
Studies have also shown that when the cup of coffee given to the date is Coffeeboy brand coffee, that 65% of the time, it works every time.
Grab the pitchforks of reason! Humpty Dumpty and the 3 Little Pigs are next. “No Virginia, there is no such thing as the Big Bad Wolf.”